By the way, this is a true story, and I’m truly wishing I had mental bleach right about now.
A couple of weeks ago, I was leaving Walmart in a rush to get home. By the time I figured out which row I parked my car in, I crossed the main lane only to hear the following by two men, beyond middle-aged discuss:
Old man #1: “Damn! It’s been long time since I’ve been able to find a piece of ass.”
Old man #2: “Yup. I’ve got the same problem.”
Old man #1: “If it isn’t one thing, it’s another, and they’re mostly dogs.”
At this point I can’t help but do a double take as I’m walking by. Both are overweight, and very unattractive.
Old man #1: … I just need to fuck something wet.”
At that moment, I nearly barfed in my mouth. All sorts of wrong crossed my mind when I heard that last part.
Believe me, I’m not prude. Hell, if I were, would I be so delighted to be in such perverted company? There has got to be a time and place to have those kinds of conversations. The Walmart parking lot, is definitely not one of those places. The last thing I want to hear is two old fogies getting their cock on, or a lack thereof.
So that’s my story, what about yours? Have you walked into a conversation of all kinds of wrong? Please share. I want to know!