That’s the title of the new Fondled and Gobbled book. It came out yesterday – an anthology with Piper Trace, Amy Ruttan and Justin Whitfield, all of us proud members of the Cabal of Hotness.
Fondled and Gobbled: Messier Than Ever – Blurb
His plan was to find a mate to give him offspring, not to bear the children himself! Can a centuries-old city vampire and a honky-tonk country honey accept each other’s unusual sexual needs? The perfect dream lover is definitely too good to be true, especially when you’ve been drinking in an Irish pub. What’s a male erotic dancer actually thinking during that lap dance?
If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.
An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave
My story is Midnight Dream Lover and here’s a little snippet for you.
Her gaze was fixed on the door and she nearly swallowed her tongue when a figure stepped between her and the light. Such a magnificent figure. Broad-shouldered, slim-hipped, his hands were propped on his hips and the silhouette of his thick, muscled arms made her gasp. It was a man! A man worthy of having her fall at his feet.
His face in shadow, all she could make out was the close-cropped hair, the powerful neck and a body she wanted to hang herself on. The sweet ache of lust scurried through her and her pussy dripped. Chyna’s nipples hardened and she felt as though her clothes fell away when the glitter of his blue eyes from his shadowed face met hers. Never had such an instant attraction for a man struck her with such force. On the heels of that notion was the feeling like she was suddenly naked. She shook her head and tried to refocus as it dawned on her she was falling again and this time she was careening into this mountain of a man.
Come to me, baby. If I’m gonna fall, it better be into your strong, waiting arms.
Related books in the Fondled and Gobbled extravaganza are Someone Had To Do It, Going Back for Seconds, Back For More and Messier Than Ever. Watch for One More Slurp coming August 28. All from the Cabal of Hotness!