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Bald Cowboy–Rhonda Lee Carver

Hi y’all. One of my dear friends married her best friend, a cowboy from Texas, a few months back. They are so happy they make me happy. One evening we were sitting around with burgers and hot dogs on the grill and we got into a discussion whether he should shave his head bald or not. Yes, he is balding, but he doesn’t do the comb-over. He has been wrangling the idea to shave or not to shave for a few months now. So, I made him a bet. If I made a shot in the hoop he would shave. If I didn’t he wouldn’t shave. He agreed. Let me just say, I’m horrible at basketball. Whether it’s because I’m only 5’2, or just don’t have the skill, I suck. He was grinning ear to ear because he believed he had this. And guess what? The ball spun around the rim twice then went in. I won!

He shaved and two days later my friend told me, “Every where my hubby goes he’s being flirted with. He was even asked out while he was at the coffee shop. Women love baldies.” LOL.

So, what do you think? Should a man shave his head or not? Or does it matter if he’s a cowboy…?

Have you heard the news? Book 6 of Cowboys of Nirvana is up for pre-order.

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Excerpt:

Well, so be it! She walked onto the dock, the wood planks creaking under her feet.

She wouldn’t let him deter her from enjoying herself. In fact, she’d show him!

Reaching for the hem of her shirt, she dragged the tank over her head and dropped it . Next came her shorts. Her nipples budded and she wanted to believe that it was caused by the breeze, but the moisture building between her legs couldn’t be ignored–couldn’t be stopped. There was something sensual about standing there, partially naked, with a handsome stranger, a cowboy, watching her. His hand came up and scraped his jaw, and the horse pranced from foot to foot. Did the mare sense his irritation…or tension?

Was Dade growing hard?

Her core pulsated and her skin warmed. She had only meant to prove a point, but instead she’d tapped into a fiery awareness inside of her body. Her nipples were now throbbing and pressing against the lace of her bra.

Not sure what had come over her, she had no choice but to follow through, and pretty much needed cooled off. Stepping to the edge of the dock she jumped in.

A second later she surfaced, squealing. “Holy fuck!” The water was frigid. Apparently, she hadn’t thought this idea through carefully enough. Swimming to the ladder, she climbed the rungs and raced to her clothes, quickly pulling them on. Scanning the field where Dade had been, she didn’t see him. Disappointment slithered through her. He was now gone. But in time she’d see him again.

Three more days and The Lawman’s Promise (Book 2, Buttermilk Valley) is releasing!

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Excerpt:

“MOVE ONE MUSCLE and I’ll splatter your baby maker all over that fake Picasso painting hanging on the wall behind your head.”

Blake McKenzie held the shotgun steady on the naked man sprawled out on the messy bed. It was so quiet in the motel room, a pin hitting the floor would have been heard.  Empty beer bottles were scattered around the small area and the scent of smoke was strong in the air, making Blake want to gag.

The girl shifted on the bed, pink colored her cheeks as she pulled her shirt closed in order to hide her bare chest. “Blake, what are you doing here?”

“You’re a minor and your mother has been worried sick about you.” Blake didn’t take her gaze off the boy who was now sweating profusely and huddled up close to the headboard as if it was his lifeline. “So I’m asking you the same question.”

“Hey, she is here because she wants to be,” the man, Jonathon, finally muttered.

“Do the math, Einstein,” Blake said. “Twenty minus sixteen equals illegal. Not only are you lacking in brains by giving a juvenile alcohol, but messing with an underage child has serious consequences. You’re looking at some time behind bars.”

Monica shifted, making herself the wall between the shotgun and her boyfriend. “I love him. I’m going to marry him,” she wailed.

“Honey, you don’t want to marry this boy. I promise you.” Blake lowered her gun a mere inch so she could look at her best friend’s daughter. “Isn’t it time you told her the truth, Jonathon?” He sat there, his bottom lip quivering and tears rolling down his cheeks. “Let me do the honors since it seems the cat’s got your tongue. Monica, he has another girlfriend and she’s pregnant by him.”

 

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Spelling out S.M.U.T. for the world & giving away $10 Amazon Card

When did books with sex in them become SMUT? At what point did the world decide that anything with the words cock and cum in them were too dirty for the masses?

There’s been a lot of talk of censorship on various book sites, and I know some authors have become painfully aware that the erotic romance genre is still seen as  the red-headed step child in the publishing world. For me, it’s an interesting puzzle. Men are expected to enjoy porn, because they’re “visual creatures” and women are assumed to be “intellectual creatures,” but we’re not supposed to like reading about sex? Anyone else see the problem here?

Anyway I’ve decided that SMUT is no longer going to be a bad word. (If someone could decide it WAS a bad word then I’m equally entitled to change that.) With your help, I want to come up with the best mneumonic device for SMUT.

S exually free

M utually respected

U tterly happy

T itillating and turned on

S uper

M isteress’s

U nited in

T ouching

So dig into your creative genius and post it in the comments. I’ll choose one in a couple days and send the winner a$10 Amazon gift code, be sure to leave me your email address so that I can get ahold of you if you’re the winner!

Annnnnnnndddddd go!

LK-Red-Wordpress ss500x500Best-selling author of The Surrender Trilogy, Sidney’s Triple Shot, and The Gray Pack, Lori King is also a full-time wife and mother of three boys. Although she rarely has time to just enjoy feminine pursuits; at heart she is a hopeless romantic. She spends her days dreaming up Alpha men, and her nights telling their stories. 
     An admitted reality TV and book junkie, she can be found relaxing with a good book, or binging in an entire season of some TV show online. She gives her parents all the credit for her unique sense of humor, and acceptance of all forms of love. There are no two loves alike, but you can love more than one with your whole heart.
With the motto: Live, Laugh, and Love like today is your only chance, she will continue to write as long as you continue to read. Thank you for taking the time to indulge in a good Happily Ever After with her. Find her on Facebook or Twitter to keep up with her new releases!

 

 

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Best Bow-chica-wow-wow songs ever

I had so much fun talking about this on another blog that I thought I’d let the smutters get in on this piece of action…

(Repeat Blog – but I’ll call it throwback Friday)

There’s something to be said for making love (having sex, doing the do, fucking, screwing…however you wish to refer to it as) to theme music. Whether it be playing loudly over speakers or listening to it through headphones, the music you listen to can have an impact on the pace, mood or position.

When the mood strikes them, some people bring out their favorite sex toy. I pull out the headphones. It’s nice to have your play list set up beforehand—you don’t want to set the mood right and in the middle of it a totally inappropriate song (anything kid or Jesus related would be considered inappropriate—LOL) comes on.

So with the headphones on, I’m listening to a hot guy (or guys—the freak on me is quite alive) croon about how he would do me, how I should be done or how good it would feel while it’s actually being done. If you have an eye mask, being that out too. Block out everything but the song and what’s being done. This allows me to feel every caress, every kiss, every stroke.

It is…in a word…explosive.

This homework assignment can be for you to do it to your significant other or for yourself. Here are a couple of songs I suggest, along with the sexual position. I’ve also asked a couple of friends to give up their best love making songs. While I do prefer the headphones, I recognize that sometimes you need to play a good song over the loud speakers and go buck wild. That’s fine too.

Artist Song Medium Position

Maxwell                                                    Till the Cops Come Knocking                                       Headphones                                  Missionary

Brian McNight                                         Lonely                                                                              Headphones                                  Riding him

Prince                                                       Do Me, Baby                                                                   Headphones                                  Missionary

Usher                                                       There Goes My Baby                                                     Headphones                                  Missionary

Marvin Gaye                                            Let’s Get It on                                                                Speakers                                          Any

Alicia Keys/Maxwell                               The Fire We Make                                                          Speakers                                         Foreplay

Guess Who                                             American Woman                                                         Speakers                                          Missionary

Nine Inch Nails                                      Closer                                                                                 Speaker                                        Shoved against a wall

Vivaldi                                                      Four Seasons                                                                   Speaker                                           Any

Bad Company                                        Feel Like Making Love                                                   Headphones                                    Reverse cowgirl

Play along and add a song or two. Don’t be shy 🙂

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