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Dangerous Sex

Dangerous sex.

I don’t mean the kind without condoms. I mean the kind where you have to seek treatment and you have to explain to someone how exactly you managed to get your Labret caught on their Prince Albert, or why your bladder is buzzing.

Yes, I said your bladder. I used to work as a secretary for an emergency room and we had a patient come in complaining of abdominal pain. That’s a fairly common presentation and the ER doc and nurses went through a whole round of questioning with her about her activities, etc., if she had any idea what could be causing the pain. She claimed she didn’t. When her x-ray came back, they discovered a vibrator lodged all the way up into her bladder. Upon examination, it was still buzzing.

She’s not alone. My husband has torn that piece of skin under his tongue, broken his wrist…

I, myself, almost died because of a lingerie malfunction. Of course, I have this thing called a klutz gene and apparently that applies to all aspects of my life. Including sex. Or trying on lingerie.

I’d just purchased a new bra and panties set to model for my husband and I was trying it on, you know, making up a little striptease dance for when he got home from work and then I tripped over my own feet. Only, I was pulling my bra up on over my head because I couldn’t reach the clasps at the same time. The bra got hooked around my neck and one of the straps caught on the dresser. So I was hanging there, arms flailing like an T-Rex, but unable to get my footing or a grip on anything around me to pull myself up. I kept thinking, I can’t die this way. It’s too stupid… I was finally able to pull myself up, but the striptease didn’t happen when the husband got home. I had to explain to him why I had brahook-shaped bruises around my throat.

Then there was the guy I dated in the days before my husband who had a vibrator named Goliath and I’m pretty sure it ran on rocket fuel, but that is a post for another time.

But I maintain if you don’t have at least one injury from getting a little too crazy between the sheets, you’re not doing it right.¬†So how about you? Any sex related injuries?

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Giant Giveaway and Sale

Wow, sorry this is so late. ūüôā Things have been crazy around my house and I’m on a deadline. So basically, there’s been a lot of crying and brain matter leaking out of my ear in an unsightly blob.¬†

But there’s treasure ahead, mates!¬†

Wanna win a paid registration and room to Authors After Dark and read some great books? I’ve thrown in with a fabulous group of authors who write some great steamy books to sponsor this giveaway. Details below!

Starting tomorrow you can get 6 offerings from 6 amazing authors for .99 cents! And whats better? Every book bought is an entry to the raffle to win one HELL of an Amazing prize!
An AUTHORS AFTER DARK PACKAGE! (including Registration and¬†Room for 5 nights, parking if needed and some cool hotel goodies) and entry to¬†a special ‚Äúinvitation only‚ÄĚ party!

So what are the books you need to buy to get the Max (30)
entries for the books?

Entwined By Fate by S. A. Price

The Blood and the Vow by Saranna DeWylde

Lucas by Eliza Gayle

Naughty Nibbles Anthology by Cara North

Sexy Shifters Box Set by Amanda Bonilla

Jaguar’s Rule by TJ Michaels

RULES: All book Receipts must be sent to With the Subject: AAD PACKAGE ENTRY (NAME OF BOOK). 

All books must be bought between June 17 and June 22

Now the fine Print: Winner pays their own transportation and
any gratuities, taxes and room service on the room. This prize cannot be
transferred and MUST be used for the 2013 convention year. This prize has NO
CASH VALUE and cannot be turned in for monetary compensation. In the event that
the winner cannot use the prize, the prize will be awarded to another name on
the list. 


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