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Can They Write Enough Songs About Big Butts?

The answer to the question in the title of this blog: No!

I was staring off into space thinking about all the songs about women with bit bottoms. I was doing this instead of writing the book I need to finish, so to derail any guilt I felt, I decided to blog about it! (Writers are sneaky, aren’t we!)

Remember the movie This Is Spinal Tap? It’s a crazy British rock parody, and just hilarious. Their song, Big Bottom, has the naughtiest lyrics:
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl’s got ’em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

Another British band (this time a real one) Queen, sang Fat Bottomed Girls. The chorus:
Fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round.

I remember a wedding reception where the groom got up and sang karaoke to his new bride. Sir Mix-A-Lot’s song, Baby Got Back. (Imagine my hubby, Kick, and I sitting next to his folks when this started. Yikes!) Here’s some of the lyrics:
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Romantic, huh? The best part was, the bride was on the dance floor all alone doing the bootie dance. I thought my FIL would combust!

One of my favorites big-ass songs is Honky Tonk Badonkadonk by Trace Adkins. It was actually after seeing him in concert that I got the idea for Chase and Seduction.
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how’s she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

Down below, (no pun intended!) I’m sharing the scene from Chase and Seduction where Chase is singing his big bottom song and trying to seduce Reno at the same time. Whew, I know I’d go for it! Enjoy!

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Blurb of Chase and Seduction – Book 1 of the Hot Country Series: Country music superstar/actor Chase Tanner has yet to be denied anything–and he’s never wanted anything or anyone more than gorgeous screenplay writer Reno Linden. So when the film they are working on is finally finished, Chase decides to turn up the volume on seducing Reno.

Reno Linden lived a quiet, rural life until she was thrust into the Hollywood scene when her book was adapted to film. Chase Tanner is larger than life, sinfully sexy and hell-bent on getting her into bed. Skittish after a failed wedding engagement, Reno risks the plunge into Chase’s arms, and is surprised that her good girl self can keep up with bad boy Chase.

Though Chase returns to his cowboy roots often, and Reno cherishes the time spent with him on his ranch, the two find their careers pulling them in different directions. Will their attraction survive the glitz and stress of fame?

Excerpt from Chase and Seduction – Book 1 of the Hot Country Series: Reno sensed his presence before he got close.

“She’s got the curves, and I got the nerve, to take her for my own.” Chase sang, coming up behind her.

She started to turn, but he grabbed her around the waist and pressed himself against her ample backside, swaying them both to the music. His chest felt rock-hard against her back, and his big arm pressed up against the bottom of her breast. His hips ground into her butt.

Too many people were staring, nudging each other, and grinning. Breathless from the embarrassment, her head started to spin. Weak woman that she was, she shook with a burst of lust that burned low in her belly. God, how she wanted this man. He was pure temptation and her hands itched to grab his thighs and give him a wicked grinding in return.

She snapped back to reality and stiffened her body against her own response.

He was coming on strong. Strong enough to make her wish she could get her friggin’ moral compass to point another direction, just for one naughty night.

The band’s lead guitarist started a blaring, wailing solo on stage, which drew people’s attention away from her. Chase bent his head and his breath warmed her ear. “My trailer. Ten minutes.” He released her and his booted steps faded as he headed back to the stage.

She nearly fell backward. His trailer. Alone with him. A chill of desire shuddered through her, puckering her nipples into tight points and forcing blood down low to swell her tingling, needy lips. She wanted to lie on his bed and watch him kiss a path down her body, settling between her legs, his cowboy hat brushing her thighs as his tongue flicked…

“Oh no you don’t.” She spoke the words to herself. What was she thinking? If she had a car here, she’d leave the party right now. How else could she avoid temptation?

Beatrix came back with their beer. “Your face is as red as this cup. What did I miss?”

Tracy beamed. “Chase stopped by for a visit.”

 “Oooh.” Beatrix moved closer. “What did he say?”

Reno shook her head and took her beer. “Nothing. He was just working the crowd.”

Tracy leaned closer. “Reno, I saw his lips moving. What did he say?”

She shot her a warning look. “He asked why I hang out with such annoying women.”

Beatrix and Tracy laughed. “Did he give you his room number?” Tracy wiggled her eyebrows.

Reno rolled her eyes, anxious to end this conversation. She sipped her beer, looking at the stage where Chase finished the set with some wild gyrations and jumps.

“Thank you.” He tipped his hat to the cheering crowd, and the band took a bow while their sound guy put in a CD.

Chase left the stage and disappeared through the door leading to the next sound stage where the actors’ trailers were housed. Where he’d be waiting for her to join him.

She looked at her friends, desperately needing a distraction to keep her from thinking about him. But they were both grinning.

 “You liiiiike him,” Beatrix sang.

Reno stared down into her foamy beer. Yeah, she did like him. Too much. She could easily fall for him and start dreaming of a happy ever after. But she was a farm-raised, small-town girl. A man like Chase would use her up and stomp on her self-esteem like two thousand pounds of Brahma bull.

Right then she resolved to ignore him, pretend she wasn’t horny for him. She’d convince herself she didn’t want to run after him, pin him to the bed in his trailer, and ride reverse cowgirl on him all night…

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What other big backside songs can you think of?

-Chase and Seduction is available in Kindle and paperback at Amazon, Nook and paperback at Barnes & Noble, digital at Smashwords and All Romance Ebooks, and paperback at Createspace

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Hot Country Western Singer Looking for a Steamy Night With You! Book and Swag #Giveaway

Thanks so much for stopping by the blog today. My newest release, Chase and Seduction, is available now as an ebook and paperback. Could you resist this sexy cowboy if he picked you out of the audience at his concert?

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Book Blurb of Chase and Seduction: Country music superstar/actor Chase Tanner has yet to be denied anything–and he’s never wanted anything or anyone more than gorgeous screenplay writer Reno Linden. So when the film they are working on is finally finished, Chase decides to turn up the volume on seducing Reno.

 

Reno Linden lived a quiet, rural life until she was thrust into the Hollywood scene when her book was adapted to film. Chase Tanner is larger than life, sinfully sexy and hell-bent on getting her into bed. Skittish after a failed wedding engagement, Reno risks the plunge into Chase’s arms, and is surprised that her good girl self can keep up with bad boy Chase.

 

Though Chase returns to his cowboy roots often, and Reno cherishes the time spent with him on his ranch, the two find their careers pulling them in different directions. Will their attraction survive the glitz and stress of fame?

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Chase and Seduction Excerpt: Reno looked at Chase for a minute, losing herself in the dark passion in his eyes. Fisting her hand in his silky hair, she pulled him down to her and kissed him. Her tongue plunged in, twisting with his.

 

He took over, his lips slanting on hers, his breath hot and sweet as he explored every crevice of her mouth, teasing and caressing. His arms wrapped tightly, and he spread his feet apart so his hips could grind back and forth across her mound.

 

Her mind numbed to everything but the throbbing of her slit, the trickle of cream dripping from her opening onto her swollen lips, wetting her panties. She pulled his head back, still gripping his hair, and took huge breaths. “I’m drowning, Chase. Don’t let me go.”

 

“Reno.” His voice caught. “Never.” He walked her backward three steps and flattened her against the hard wall. His eyes bore into hers, his pupils dilated, making them look black, sensual, intense. He ran a hand up under her shirt, up to her breast. Her nipple grew rock hard as he teased it with his thumb, circling then squeezing it.

 

The pleasure ached, shivered down her belly, down low between her legs, making her cry out with the urgency of her need. He had to take her. Now. She couldn’t wait.

 

Chase tugged up her bra and fit her breast into his hand. “Oh baby, this is so fucking much better than I imagined.”

 

She stared at him, his face so close it seemed like a dream. Her voice seemed to come from far away. “Did you, Chase? Did you think about this? About making love to me?” She wanted to cry, for some insane reason—cry and hold on to him forever.

 

He gyrated his hips against her, hitting her clit through her clothes. “Yeah, I thought about this. Every time we talked, every time I saw you across a room.” He took her nipple between his finger and thumb again and caressed it. “And a hundred times a day when I could only see you in my mind.”

 

The ecstasy streaking from her breast to her pussy was outrageous. Sweet, heavenly contractions began, and she tipped up her hips to better feel his cock against her clit. The increased pressure flooded her pussy with heat as her climax neared.

 

“Reno.” He captured her mouth with his, demanding and driving, his need becoming frantic. He moved his hand from her breast to the waistband of her shorts and slid his fingers in, catching her lacy underwear with it.

 

Wanting to prolong her ecstasy, she pulled away from his kiss and caught her breath while she unbuttoned his shirt and yanked it open. Seeing his muscular pecs and abs, she lost all control and ran her hands over his hot, satiny skin, making circles with her fingers in the auburn hair lightly covering his chest. She leaned forward and bit him on the collarbone.

 

He cried out. “Oh yeah, baby, I like a little pain.”

 

She kissed the spot she’d just bitten. “And a little pleasure?” She’d never been so bold with a man. All her inhibitions had packed up and left.

 

He yanked her shorts and underwear down to the floor then stood and cupped her pussy with his big hand. “A lot of pleasure.”

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Randi

“Rode Hard and Put Up Satisfied”

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How to Get a Man Hot – or How to Get a Hot Man!

Food. Yep, that’s the secret word. Food can spice up your love life, whether you’ve been married for thirty years, or dating for three days.

My first date with Kick was Thanksgiving Day many, many years ago. He couldn’t get home to the farm for the holiday, and I was invited to my parent’s house, but who wants to eat with the family when you can show off and cook for a hunk!

My mother was a great cook, as was her mother, so I had a lot of hands-on experience. I bought the turkey and all the trimmings – the exact same thing I’d help Mom and Grandma make since I was a girl.

I know what you’re waiting for – you’re thinking it turned out terrible. Nope, it was perfect. The turkey, stuffing, gravy, potatoes, sweet potatoes, cranberries, green bean casserole, rolls, pumpkin pie, and pecan pie all turned out delicious. (I started cooking after work on Wednesday, and I don’t remember sleeping at all that night.)

He was incredibly impressed (especially since his mother couldn’t cook.) That night we shared our first kiss, and it’s been wonderful and happy ever since. A few years ago, on his birthday, he walked in the house and I was cooking his favorite sausage from his favorite Italian grocery store to put on a pizza – one of his favorite foods. His lids lowered, his eyes darkened, and he said, “I don’t think I’ve ever wanted you more.”

Of course, after eating all that homemade pizza and drinking beer, there wasn’t a lot of hanky panky going on that night, but I love turning him on with a sensual, delicious meal.

What are your favorite foods – the ones you use to lure in a hot lover?

Here’s an excerpt from the soon-to-be re-released Chase and Seduction, Book 1 of the Hot Cowboy Series:

“Now, for dessert.” Three silver bowls sat huddled together.

He groaned and patted his stomach. “I don’t think I could eat another thing.”

She smiled. “This will be my treat.” Lifting the spoon out of a bowl, she drizzled a thick, dark liquid back into it. “Warm chocolate.” She lifted the spoon out of the second. “Whipped cream.”

“Oh baby. Tell me you got cherries, too.”

“Uh huh.” She grinned and popped a stemmed Maraschino in her mouth, worked her jaw, then pulled out the stem, tied into a knot with her tongue.

“Talented woman.” He looked down as his cock rose up. The rest of him craved a quick nap, but the idea of Reno smearing then licking him with that clever tongue of hers was too much to resist. He quickly kicked off the sheet and rearranged himself on the pillows to watch. “Another fantasy of yours?”

“Something I read in a romance novel.” She took care, testing the chocolate, making sure it was the right temperature. The chocolate thickened as it cooled, and she brought the bowl to his side of the bed. She used the back of the spoon to paint his cock in warm, thick chocolate.

The sensation sent chills across his skin, cooling him everywhere but his hard shaft. As she sat back and he caught a glimpse of her handiwork, a laugh escaped him. “This is something I never thought I’d see between my legs.”

“Sexy, isn’t it? It’s like a monument to your penis.”

“My home town could erect it.” He gave her a smirk.

“Oh.” She grimaced. “You didn’t really say that.” She stood.

“Hey, where are you going?” He pointed to his package. “You’re not done here, are you?”

“No.” Her word was practically a purr. “There’s more.” She took the last two bowls and climbed on the bed, sitting between his legs. “Whipped cream.” She loaded the spoon. “To cool you down.” Spreading it on his balls, she watched his face.

The combination of hot shaft and cold balls proved wildly sensual. His sack compressed close to his body, and he gave in to the extreme sensations of the contrast.

She held up a cherry, plucked it from its stem, and set it on top of his cock. “Mmm. My new favorite dessert.” Then she licked a path from the middle of his balls all the way up his shaft and sucked the cherry—and his head—into her mouth.

“Oh baby.” He couldn’t take his eyes off her sweet face enjoying what she was doing to his cock. Like a volcano ready to erupt, his groin heated and quaked.

Within minutes, she’d licked, sucked, nibbled, and kissed him clean. “Now.” She looked at him with passion-darkened eyes. “I’m going to finish you off.”

Her promise sent burning heat flowing like lava up his spine. “No argument here.”
Hope your weekend is hot!
Randi
“Rode Hard and Put Up Satisfied”
RandiAlexander.com
-Double Her Fantasy is available in digital format at Amazon (available exclusively at Amazon until August 2, 2013)
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-Cowboy Jackpot: St. Patrick’s Day is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble.
-Cowboy Jackpot: Valentine’s Day is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
-Cowboy Jackpot: Christmas is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
-Turn Up the Heat, Chase and Seduction, and Her Cowboy Stud are available at The Wild Rose Press, Amazon and Barnes & Noble
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-Cowboy Lust is available in paperback and digital format at Amazon and Barnes & Noble

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What Makes a Sexy After-Sex Scene?

I’m working on rewrites of my upcoming re-release, Chase and Seduction, book one of the Hot Country series. One thing I notice far too often as I read books, is that the afterglow scenes are often rushed or even ignored.

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The afterglow snuggling is where our characters’ emotions pour forth. They’re in each other’s arms, both satisfied and exhausted . What are they thinking? Do they keep it to themselves, or do they share with their partner? There may be a few sensual descriptions – an aftershock, a sore muscle, panting breaths, a racing heart. But mostly, we want to have feelings surfacing.

This first draft version of an afterglow scene is in Chase’s point of view – he’s a country western superstar, but he’s insecure about their relationship, and he doesn’t know how to bring up the subject of their future.

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He smiled and kissed her forehead. Could this mean she was thinking about long-term as well?

He shook off the tension building in his shoulders. For now, he was damn happy just having her in his arms.

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The scene tells us what’s going on, but it doesn’t go deep inside Chase’s heart and soul.

Here’s the same scene, written with emotion:

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He smiled and kissed her forehead. Could this mean she was thinking about long-term as well?

When should he ask her? How? He made his living with words, but this was different. These words weren’t meant for millions to hear, they were meant for only one perfect woman, and he had to get it right the first time.

He shook off the tension building in his shoulders. When the time was right, he’d know it, and the right words would flow from the poet side of his brain. For now, he was damn happy just having her in his arms.

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Now we know what’s going on inside Chase’s head. Notice how I didn’t leave the afterglow scene completely fuzzy and happy? I put a little nervous tension in there too, a little uncertainty and angst. Made it a little more interesting, didn’t it?

Hope all your afterglows are wonderful!
Randi
“Rode Hard and Put Up Satisfied”
RandiAlexander.com
-Coming Soon: Chase and Seduction
-Double Her Fantasy is available in digital format at Amazon (available exclusively at Amazon until August 2, 2013)
-Free Read! A Gentleman and a Cowboy is available at Amazon, Smashwords, All Romance Ebooks, Diesel Ebook Store, Barnes and Noble
-Cowboy Jackpot: St. Patrick’s Day is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble.
-Cowboy Jackpot: Valentine’s Day is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
-Cowboy Jackpot: Christmas is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
-Turn Up the Heat, Chase and Seduction, and Her Cowboy Stud are available at The Wild Rose Press, Amazon and Barnes & Noble
-Cowboy Bad Boys is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble in paperback from Createspace and Amazon
-Cowboy Lust is available in paperback and digital format at Amazon and Barnes & Noble

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Help Name My Heroine for a Chance to Win a Book

I’m currently writing the second book in my upcoming Hot Country series. The first book, Chase and Seduction, stars country-western superstar Chase Tanner and screenplay writer Reno Linden. That book is now with my editors, and will hopefully be ready to publish this month.

The second book, Heart of Steele, is still rolling around in my head, but will become typed words next week. It stars another country-western singer, Steele McLairn, and actress Tracy Williams.

Here’s where I need your help. The third book, Rough Ryder, has another country singer, Ryder Landry. But my heroine hasn’t yet told me her name. She’s very secretive. She’s a songwriter, and she’s madder than hell that Ryder has stolen one of her songs and is claiming it as his own.

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She’s from Detroit, Michigan, strawberry blonde hair on a petite, curvy body. She spends time in Nashville learning and writing songs with the best country music lyricists and musicians in the world. And she’s not going to let Ryder get away with rustling her song!

Leave your suggestions for her name – first name and last name too, if one comes to you. Anyone who leaves a comment will be entered in a drawing for one of my e-books. Contest ends Tuesday, May 21, at midnight PST. What would you name this spunky lady?

Thanks! I appreciate the help!
Randi
“Rode Hard and Put Up Satisfied”
RandiAlexander.com
-Double Her Fantasy is available in digital format at Amazon (available exclusively at Amazon until August 2, 2013)
-Free Read! A Gentleman and a Cowboy is available at Amazon, Smashwords, All Romance Ebooks, Diesel Ebook Store, Barnes and Noble
-Cowboy Jackpot: St. Patrick’s Day is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon, and Barnes & Noble.
-Cowboy Jackpot: Valentine’s Day is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
-Cowboy Jackpot: Christmas is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble and in paperback at Createspace, Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
-Turn Up the Heat, Chase and Seduction, and Her Cowboy Stud are available at The Wild Rose Press, Amazon and Barnes & Noble
-Cowboy Bad Boys is available in digital format at Smashwords, Amazon and Barnes & Noble in paperback from Createspace and Amazon
-Cowboy Lust is available in paperback and digital format at Amazon and Barnes & Noble

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Randi Alexander – A Cowgirl at Heart

Hi! I’m Randi Alexander, and I’m so excited to be part of this blog. All the other 69Shades authors are just amazing and accomplished and smutty! I have my work cut out for me keeping up with them.

Let me start by telling you some not-so smutty things about myself. I’m married to the most wonderful man in the world, Kick, and the family consists of MissFussy (10), LittleMan (8), and Pink (almost 7). We have a lot of outdoor interests, like the trampoline, the garden, the lake, and my favorite:

Does it come in purple?

I’m a Cowgirl, on a steel horse I ride. Biking! (That’s pedal, not motor.) I love to bike, and so does everyone in the family. We arrange holiday celebrations around biking and picnicking.

Snorkeling is huge for us, too. We search out clear lakes and rivers to snorkel, and if we’re at a hotel, we always bring our gear and throw in sinkable stuff so we can retrieve it. Our favorite place to snorkel is Sanibel Island, Florida, where we hope to retire some day (not too soon.)

I’m also a drummer, I used to work as an accountant in the concert industry, I’m an animal lover, and I don’t watch TV (except for the Big Bang Theory.) We do, however, have a Netflix account, and I catch up on Dexter, Downton Abbey, and Firefly whenever I have a free moment. Okay, guilty pleasure: Archer. Anyone else a fan? (So un-PC!)

So, I hope I haven’t bored you to tears yet! Here’s some smutty stuff to recapture your attention. I’m published with The Wild Rose Press – two cowboy erotic romances in the Cowboy Kink line. I have one self-published cowboy erotic romance anthology consisting of ten stories. I have a story coming out in the Cowboy Lust anthology edited by the amazing Delilah Devlin and published from Cleis Press, and that’ll be available in August. Check out my page on this blog for more info.

Here’s the extra-smutty part. My next release from Wild Rose is a F/F. Yep. A cowgirl and an Italian actress. I’ll tease you with the gorgeous cover art. I’m also writing (but am stuck right now) a ménage futuristic space travel with aliens and a cowboy. (Now you can understand why I’m not getting very far with it! Ha ha!) I’ve started a M/M trilogy and I’m busy reading man-love books to get my…bearings. So lots of smutty things in the future for me.

I truly love chatting with readers and other authors. Feel free to message me on Facebook or e-mail me at Randi@RandiAlexander.com if you’d like to talk. It’s such a joy and a wonderful experience to be part of this blog, and I’m looking forward to your comments on my post today. Tell me about your smutty self, and ask me any questions that pop into your head. I’m introducing myself today, but I want to get to know you, too.

Thanks for stopping by!
Randi “Rode Hard and Put Up Satisfied”

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Cowboy Bad Boys is available in digital format at Smashwords
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Chase and Seduction and Her Cowboy Stud are available at The Wild Rose Press
Cowboy Lust is available for pre-order at Amazon.com

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