Everyone has a different idea of what defines “sexy” on the outside. Really, it’s what’s inside that counts. Here, let me prove my point:
Um, no, not really. Unless you have a big green felt fetish, in which case, my apologies. No judgment here.
How about this one?
Hell yes he’s sexy, but…this is a pumpkin. Again, if that’s your fetish, no judgment.
How about this nerd?
Um, that’s a dog. Judgment gets a little thin on this one. Then again, I have a shocking pic of a Guinea Pig that I could have used, but last time I posted it, I heard gasps from around the world.
How about this hottie?
This would be Stud. See? Bwahahahaha!
Yes. Inside and out, no question.
Back to Gumby. Why is he listed? Flexibility? I apparently have a thing for the color green? Nope. Look what’s inside:
Have I made my point?