Sex store hi-jinx and giveaway!

woman-biting-mans-lipAh! Inspiration is everywhere; in books, music, movies, even in real life. For shits and giggles I decided to check out some toys that might play a theme in a book I’ve been outlining. Needless to say, I ended up not writing anything down, and did a little shopping myself. 😀

I’ve been feeling particularly adventurous as of late, and can’t wait to see the expression on my husbands face, when my purchases arrive.

But then  I began to think of the heroine in my new release. Poor, poor, Mercedes. Boy does she get an eye-opening experience with toys, stocks, and well, kinky sex altogether.

Have you ever ventured off to a sex store with friend or spouse? What kind of funny stories do you have? For one lucky commentor, you’ll win a digital copy of my latest novella.

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Here’s a sample of my latest release Stay With Me:

Mercedes popped an eye open to see the candle nearly burnt out. I don’t remember lighting this last night. Oh! The weight of a large arm wrapped around her, and the sheet hung off the edge of the bed. Alex! He spent the night.

He groaned into her ear as she adjusted her position. As she did so, there was a knock at her door. Mercedes gently lifted his arm and rolled out bed, grabbing her silk robe from behind the bedroom door and glancing at the time on the digital box, which read eight-o’clock.

Who the hell could be visiting so early? She’d paid the landlord three months in advance, and she hadn’t really met anyone to expect house calls.

From behind the door she called out “Who is it?”

“It’s me, dummy. Poppy and Brian.”

Shit. What now? “Poppy, it’s not really a good time. I was sleeping.”

“Just open the damned door. We won’t take up too much of your time. We just want to make sure you’re okay.”

Mercedes sighed. Reluctantly, she did as she was asked, and they made their way inside. “I’m sorry I don’t have any coffee, guys. I haven’t even been here long enough to go grocery shopping.”

“That’s all right, sugar. We only stopped in to see how you were holding up after last night,” Brian spoke up.

“I’m fine. Really. Though it was a shocker that Poppy would even think to invite me. But, as you can see, I made it home safe and sound, eventually.”

Never mind the fact that she had walked into a sick joke by Alex’s ex-sub—or whatever the heck she was called—Mercedes wouldn’t  forget last night any time soon. The moment she had a chance to take up the issue with Poppy, she would. But not until they were alone.

As she sat across from her company in the armchair, Mercedes clenched her butt cheeks and relaxed them. She couldn’t  get comfortable with the damned plug in her ass, and squirming or pouting wasn’t going to make it go away any time soon. Shoot! I forgot that was still there. “Is there any reason why this conversation couldn’t have waited ’til a more decent hour? Christ! It’s Saturday, and I had a long night, if you hadn’t  noticed.”

Brian smirked and peered around her to look on the dining room table where Alex had left his jacket. “You never told us you had company.”

“Well, that’s because you never asked. Last I checked, I didn’t realize I had to inform you.”

He snorted, patting Poppy on the knee. “You’re a cheeky one. I can see why you and Poppy get along so well. We’ll be on our way.”

“So soon? I thought we might all go out for breakfast,” Alex announced from the bedroom door, wrapped in nothing but the bed sheet.

Mercedes flushed like a child caught with her hand in the proverbial cookie jar. Great. Now, everyone knows the kind of things we’ve been doing together.

“Christ, Mercedes. There’s no need to be shy. We’re all adults here. Now, come in here and get dressed so we can go out for some food. After that, I’ll take you to the grocery store.” Alex nodded to his friend. “Brian, how about you and Poppy meet us at Alessandro’s family diner?”

Mercedes was so embarrassed by the chance meeting between her friends and lover that she couldn’t meet his eye. I can’t believe he just did that. He might as well have stood there naked. Mmm…now there’s a thought.

Alex prancing around her apartment in the nude made for perfect entertainment. Who needed art to hang on the walls, when one swift look at his impeccably well-kept form was pleasurable enough? Just how did I get so lucky? If someone would have told her a week ago, that she’d move back to her hometown and find herself in the arms of a handsome, built, and uber sexy gentleman, she would have called them a liar.

She wasn’t exactly the perfect zero, or whatever the preferred size of women was these days. She was a healthy size twelve, with large boobs and a generously curvy butt.

For years, she had struggled with weight loss and trying to keep up with the social norm. But no matter what fitness center she joined, or fad diet she tried, her svelte body always came back. She’d practically given up thinking that anyone would accept her body for what it was. That is, until now.

Ugh. Must think positive thoughts. Alex…naked…

She imagined reaching forward and yanking the sheet from his body. Damn. Today is shaping up to be a good one.

BIOGRAPHY

Born and raised in Toronto, Ontario, Layna discovered her love of reading at an early age. When she isn’t devouring salacious romance novels or writing, she enjoys losing herself in researching ancient history and mythology, weaponry, and hiking. She lives in Northern Ontario, with her husband and two daughters.

Layna is a member of the Romance Writers of America, creator of the Romance Author at Large blog, and is a monthly contributor at 69 Shades of Smut. For updates on her upcoming releases, or to leave her a comment, you can find at:

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13 thoughts on “Sex store hi-jinx and giveaway!

  1. lisagk

    With a spouse, no funny stories, just felt embarrassed to be there, especially because we were older than almost anyone else in there.

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  2. Laurie P

    Ah the fun that can be had when you go with hubby, best girlfriend and her significant other. Yep, we embarrassed the guys and they walked out and left us behind. 🙂

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  3. I don’t think I’d even know where one is, I live I quite a small town, and if think that I probably need a man in my life first.

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  4. DebraG

    I have never been in one. I would like to though.

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  5. adrienne samson

    been in them with my hubby,we don’t have any funny stories either,we go look around grab what were looking for and leave.Usually I just order our toys online,you find a bigger selection.

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  6. I will never forget the shade of red my husband turned when I pulled out a huge red dildo and waved it at him and said “honey can I have this for my birthday?” He actually turned around and almost ran in the other direction. Our friends with us busted out laughing. He did so well in the costume section of the store but totally couldn’t handle the rest. He is just so cute and we did have a great time on vacation. wink wink 😉

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  7. Living close to New Orleans I can say I have been in a few. Mine is similar to Shanean she picked red I picked a very large black one. I never had seen my husband turn that shade of red before. But instead of running he stood there and said “sure let’s get it”. I nearly lost it then!!!!! We still laugh about it!!!! He has always been good at turning the tables on me!

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  8. Ashley

    When I go with my sisters, we always have a good time and end up making some type of scene. 😉

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  9. I finally decided to go to our local store because I have been driving by it for years. I was wandering around when I noticed three young people enter the store. I would say the oldest of them was 25 (I’m being kind, they all looked 18). Clearly, they were all together. The men were both shopping for her and she was shopping for them —- together. I’ve never seen a trio so openly together. It was kind of strange.

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  10. Columbia Moore

    Just enough to wet my taste buds. Now I want more! To answer your question, yes my husband and myself have been to “toy stores”. My husband is very open sexually-so toys in bed are fun! I’m very fond of my bullet.

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  11. Columbia Moore

    Hubs and I go often. I will never buy a female stimulator lotion again. It burned me up!

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  12. Eva P.

    I can’t say I’ve ventured into one, but there’s always a first time!

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  13. cassie polla

    Been in them with my spouse before.

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