Hello all you naughty 69ers. It’s that crazy chick, Mia, again. And boy oh boy, do I have a treat for you. I’m doing something I’ve never done before. I’m letting my characters turn the tables on me. Yep, you know what that means—the three heroes of my next release are going to interview me! Why, you ask? Well, I think they deserve it. After all, they put up with my shenanigans as I popped my Luscious cherry in their book, Luscious Beginnings. So grab a bag of popcorn and a king-sized drink. And don’t forget your camera because blackmail à la Mia is coming your way…
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As I enter The Luscious Lady, I sweep my eyes around the bar in search of three sizzling hot men. It doesn’t take me a second to locate the three broad backs facing away from me at a table in the furthest corner away from the door. Grumbling, I make my way across the hardwood floor and join Brett, Sam, and Ethan at the table.
Mia: (grumbles) “You bastards would put me in the corner for this interrogation—oops, I mean interview.”
Sam: (flashes an angelic smile) “I told them not to, but Brett and Ethan insisted.” (angelic smile turns sinister) “And you know how persuasive they can be.”
Mia: “Meaning you sold me out to get laid.”
Sam: (shrugs) “I love you, Mia. Really, I do. But a man has needs…”
Brett: (snorts) “He’s full of shit, Mia.”
Mia: “I know. Boy gets laid more than anyone has a right to.”
Sam: (winks) “Jealous, much?”
Mia: (barks a laugh) “Ha! Between my hubby and writing you three, I’m perfectly satisfied. Thank you very much.”
Ethan: “Speaking of you…”
Mia: (cringes) “Yes?”
Ethan: “We have some questions for you.”
Mia: (groans) “Did you three make a list?”
Brett: (raises eyebrows) “What do you think?”
Mia: “That would be a no.”
Sam: “Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.”
Mia: (chuckles) “Does that mean I get a prize?”
Brett: “Depends on what it is.”
Ethan: “Nah, Brett’s just smart enough to know what you’d do if we gave you a prize.”
Mia: “I’d get to watch you three have wild monkey sex?”
Brett: (shakes his head) “You would try to wiggle your way out of this interview.”
Mia: (tosses her hair over her shoulder indignantly) “I know not what you speak of.”
Sam: (cough) “Bullshit.” (cough)
Mia: “Bite me.”
Ethan: “Guys! We haven’t even started, and we’re off topic.”
Mia: (mumbles) “Brett’s not the only spoilsport around here.”
Ethan: “Someone has to be.”
Sam: “Normally, it’s Brett’s job to keep us corralled. But he’s got a soft spot for you. He’s likely to let you slide.”
Mia: (blushes) “Aww!”
Brett: (gives Sam the evil eye)
Ethan: (clears his throat) “So…our book is about three men.”
Mia: (nods) “Yes.”
Ethan: “What was it like writing a book without a woman in the middle of the man-sandwich?”
Sam: (chuckles) “Ooh, I want to know all about Mia popping her MMM cherry.”
Mia: (sticks her tongue out at Sam) “Pervert.”
Sam: “Hell yeah!”
Mia: “It wasn’t what I expected.”
Ethan: “How so?”
Mia: “Well, I don’t have the same equipment as you three.”
Sam: (grins crookedly) “You don’t? I never would have guessed.”
Mia: “Bite my ass.”
Brett: (groans) “You shouldn’t have said that. He totally will.”
Mia: “I’m so not scared of him.”
Sam: “You should be. Behind my good looks, I’m mean and scary.”
Mia: (chokes on her laugh)
Ethan: “Can we get into Sam’s evil twin later?”
Sam: “You want in my evil twin?”
Ethan: “Damn it, I don’t want to be the hard ass anymore. He’s just giving me too much material to play with. Brett, dear.”
Brett: (growls) “I’m not a hard ass.”
Sam: “Although, you do have a hard ass. A very hard one.”
Mia: (shakes head) “I should call you Shameless Sam.”
Ethan: “That’s only one of the things you could call him.”
Sam: (flips Ethan off)
Ethan: “You wish.”
Sam: “I will.”
Brett: “Boys! If I have to break you up one more time today…”
Mia: “Now that sounds far more interesting than little ‘ol me.”
Brett: “Mia Grace Ashlinn, you’re as bad as Dumb and Dumber.”
Mia: (bats her eyelashes innocently) “Moi?”
Sam: “She did write us, Brett. A woman has to be a bit…what’s the word?”
Sam: “All of the above.”
Mia: (giggles) “I feel so loved.”
Brett: “You should.”
Mia: “Okay, okay. You’re making me feel guilty, Brett. I promised to give y’all free reign over the interview, and here I am distracting Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.”
Brett: “They tend to drag out a person’s inner heathen. Don’t they?”
Mia: (nods) “Now hit me with the next question before I change my mind.”
Ethan: “Technically, you didn’t answer the last question.”
Mia: “Oh yeah. I forgot.” (smiles sheepishly) “I, um, was out of my depth with the whole man on man on man action. So I did what a naughty girl does. I pulled out the porn.”
Sam: “Porn! Did you get When Harry Met Sally’s Brothers? That’s a goodie.”
Mia: “Oh, I know how you feel about When Harry Met Sally’s Brothers.”
Brett: “We all know.”
Ethan: “Shut up, Brett. We all have a soft spot for that movie.”
Mia: “I remember. But sadly, I didn’t have that one. I had to settle on the stuff I found on the internet.”
Sam: “Hey, there’s some good stuff online.”
Mia: “Some being the key word.”
Sam: “Don’t tell me you didn’t enjoy soaking up hours of gay porn.”
Mia: “No comment.”
Sam: “That’s what I thought.”
Ethan: “Shit, he’s thinking again. The last time that happened…”
Sam: “You got laid.”
Ethan: “This is true. Keep thinking, Sam. Think hard.”
Mia: “Hard is not a problem for you three.”
Brett: “Speaking of hard, did the porn help?”
Mia: “Of course! Porn always helps.”
Sam: (wiggles eyebrows) “You’re not kidding.”
Mia: “Of course, porn wasn’t the only thing I had to do.”
Brett: “Really? What else?”
Mia: “I did some reading.”
Brett: (nods) “Anything else?”
Mia: “I talked to my PA Tina—a lot.”
Sam: (chuckles) “Tina? As in Tina?”
Sam: “I like her.”
Mia: “I bet you do.”
Ethan: “Don’t get him started. Tina gave him the bed head with her obsession.”
Brett: “Hey, we owe Tina. She cracked the whip on Mia when she needed it.”
Mia: (glowers) “But she wasn’t nice about it.”
Ethan: “Did you want her to be?”
Sam: “Why did she need to crack the whip anyway?”
Mia: “Because I like the shinies.”
Brett: “Try again.”
Mia: “Because she’s a sadist.”
Ethan: “Try again.”
Mia: “Because I’m a perfectionist, and I went overboard.” (laughs)
Brett: “Don’t you always?”
Mia: “Of course. But this was different because…” (blushes) “Luscious is my baby. I poured everything I had into this town. I mean everything. Then there’s the fact that Luscious Beginnings is about the three of you. See, you guys have been with me since day one. At least one of you has been in every story, and you guys have carried across Serenity, Kinky, and finally Luscious. That made me crazy insane about getting this story just right. I owed you guys. God knows I love you, too.”
Sam: “That’s so sweet.” (sniffs) “I think I threw up a little in my mouth.”
Ethan: “Shut up, Sam.”
Sam: “Why? She knows I’m not into all that mushy stuff.”
Ethan: “Because she’s working on our second story, Their Luscious Dream. The last thing we need is to piss her off.”
Mia: “Don’t forget that I’m tight with Athena. I would hate to bring her into it.”
Ethan: “You wouldn’t.”
Sam: “She wouldn’t. She loves Athena.”
Mia: “You suck.”
Sam: “I do—often.”
Mia: “Speaking of sucking, can I watch?”
Ethan: “Why don’t you write?”
Mia: “Crap, I am supposed to be writing right now. I did kind of leave Athena hanging. If you three are willing to relieve me of my interview duties, I’ll get back to work. Right now.” (hopeful grin)
Sam: “Hell yeah!”
Ethan: “I guess. We wouldn’t want to leave our girl hanging. But later, you’re ours.”
Mia: “That sounds…entertaining.”
Brett: “Nah. Next time, we’re going to make you talk.”
Mia: “How are you going to do that?”
Ethan: “You’ll just have to wait and see.”
(Dum-dum-dum plays overhead)
Well, I guess that’s the end of that…for now. But since I’m in such a good mood from my visit with Brett, Sam, and Ethan, I think I’ll give away an ARC of their first book, Luscious Beginnings, in the e-book format of the winner’s choice. All you have to do is leave one (or more) question(s) you would like Brett, Ethan, and/or Sam to answer in a comment below. On Tuesday, I will draw a winner!
Love and cherries,
Love in Luscious, Kansas 1
Release Date: June 17, 2013
Sometimes what a person wants most has been standing in front of them all along.
Four months ago, an eye-opening discovery drove Sam Carrington away from his best friends, Brett Monroe and Ethan Bartlett. Now he’s beginning his new life in Luscious, Kansas. But still, he longs for the men he loves.
Brett and Ethan were shattered when Sam vanished. Every day since his disappearance has been devoted to finding him. However, their search is in vain because two of Sam’s powerful friends made sure he was impossible to find.
After Sam is stabbed while protecting a friend, he shuts everyone around him out. Concerned for his emotional well-being, one of his protectors turns to Brett and Ethan for help. Once the men know where Sam is, they’ll do whatever it takes to get him back. Only their journey won’t be easy. And the path they must take will lead them to either a luscious beginning or a heartbreaking end.
NOTE: Luscious Beginnings is truly just the beginning for Sam, Brett, and Ethan. After finding their HEA, a new dream will come along in the form of a woman named Athena in Their Luscious Dream (MMMF), to be published later this summer.
Wow. That was…surreal. Maybe this place is going to be my new beginning after all.
Ten minutes later, Sam guided his car into the parking lot outside of Tate’s apartment building then pulled into an open spot and switched off the ignition. He felt even more optimistic than he had just a little bit ago. His heart was lighter, his mood brighter. Yes, he’d turned on the wrong eccentrically named road and gotten lost, but he still felt more relaxed than he had in ages. Of course, he figured it was hard to be too uptight in a town like Luscious. Shit, the Summer of Love-esque places would bring a smile to anyone’s face.
Speaking of smiles, a grin crept into Sam’s cheeks when he spotted Tate Dawson sauntering toward him. His friend Ella’s younger brother was cocky as hell. And Sam liked that about him. From the first time they’d met, Tate’s personality had drawn Sam in, and they’d immediately hit it off. Since then, they’d spent a lot of time together in Her Majesty’s Pleasure where Sam used to tend bar. And they’d taken to talking on the phone at least once or twice a week after Sam had left Serenity. Now Sam was grateful they’d gotten to know each other. Otherwise, he wouldn’t be so keen on moving in together, even for a brief period of time.
A knock on the car window had Sam’s grin widening. He turned and grabbed the door handle then slung it open and launched himself out of the car. As Sam shut the door behind him, Tate drawled, “Well tickle my dicklestick. I heard some sweet thing had driven his sexy ass into our weird little town, but I had no clue how bangable he would be.” He raked his laughing eyes up and down Sam’s body. “I would totally do you.Often.”
Sam chuckled. “So you keep telling me.”
Winking brashly, Tate replied, “I would fuck you, Sam-I-Am. I would fuck you in a hall. And I would fuck you against the wall. I would fuck you in your car. And I would fuck you beneath the stars. I would fuck you in the tub. And I would fuck you in a club. I would fuck you here and there. I would fuck you pretty much anywhere.”
Sam couldn’t help himself. A laugh burst from his lips at Tate’s twisted perversion of Dr. Seuss’s Green Eggs and Ham. That was typical Tate—wicked, fun, and outrageously flirty. God, he’d missed being around someone who wasn’t so fucking serious. Cough. Rafaello Speranza. Cough. Sam had missed moments like this, where he didn’t have to think about anything or anyone. He could just live. Yep, Luscious is looking better and better.
Feeling playful, Sam returned Tate’s banter with a wiggle of his eyebrows. “Oh, buddy, you couldn’t handle a man like me.”
“Want to find out?” Tate quipped without hesitation. “If so, I have a room upstairs. But we’ll have to hurry. My new roommate will be here any minute.”
Sam rolled his eyes. “I don’t do quickies. Sorry.”
“You’re missing out,” Tate replied. “Fast and furious is fucking hot.”
“So is soft and slow. But I bet you don’t know how to do that,” Sam teased.
Even in the dim light, Sam could see Tate’s eyes take on a sinister glow. He knew he should be worried. But he wasn’t. Quite the opposite. He was amused, and he couldn’t stop the chuckle escaping the back of his throat.
“Oh no, you didn’t go there,” his friend countered as he tapped his chin with his thick index finger. “Now I have to retaliate.” A contemplative expression settled on Tate’s features before a smirk lightened his handsome face. “I might not know how to fuck soft and slow. But you don’t know how to bang a dude.”
Sam bit the inside of his cheek to keep from howling with laughter. Most guys would be insulted. But he wasn’t, not in the least. If he and Tate weren’t friends, they wouldn’t be joshing around with each other. So Sam was more than happy to play along. Besides, he loved to give it as good as he got it. “It can’t be that much different than…” Sam let the innuendo hang in the air before taking his final punch. “Not that you would know, of course.”
Tate gave Sam a high-five. “Ooh. That’s a good one.” Merriment danced in his friend’s eyes. “I guess that means you win—this round.” His lips twitched. “Now let’s get you inside. Our first time should be in a bed, not on a car in a parking lot for all to see. Well, unless that trips your trigger. In that case, we can negotiate…”
Oh my God. Sam just shook his head indulgently. “Let me get my stuff.” After opening his Range Rover’s rear hatch, Sam removed his duffel bag and suitcase then closed the gate once again. He followed Tate through the front door of the building. Up the stairs, to the left, and down the hall they went. Before long, they were in front of D4 and Tate was letting them into the apartment.
“Welcome home, honey,” Tate drawled. His voice was silky, smooth as a fine wine, as he threw open the door.
“I—” Sam started to say something sarcastic. But when he stepped one foot across the threshold and saw the woman lounging on the couch, he stopped short. Aly Bartlett. “Fuck,” he growled, his expletive flying through the room faster than a speeding bullet.
He’d been found.
“Fuck.” Brett slapped his hands onto the mattress on either side of him. He fisted the comforter, his back arching off the bed. “Sam…”
Sam shook his head but didn’t release Brett from his mouth. He held still, his sensual lips encircling the base of Brett’s cock, his sweltering mouth enveloping the entire shaft. Despite the rapturous feeling of having his cock halfway down Sam’s throat, and in spite of the warmth cocooning his shaft, Brett didn’t want Sam to choke. And inevitably, he would if they stayed like this.
“Pull back,” Brett growled.
Sam did. He pulled back. But before Brett could catch his breath, Sam started to move, fucking Brett with his mouth, as he lowered himself to the bed. As soon as he seemed satisfied with his position, he raised his gaze to Brett’s once again. Their eyes met, and they exchanged looks. Some were loving. Some were lusty. And some of them were love and lust laced together. Those were Brett’s favorites.
While Sam sucked Brett’s cock, Ethan shifted to his knees. He moved forward, just enough to reach Sam’s waistband. He grasped each side of the thick fabric and started to tug. Sam shimmied his hips at all the right times then lifted up when Ethan ordered him to.
Soon, Brett saw Ethan discard Sam’s pants altogether. Then Ethan swung one of his legs over Sam’s legs and straddled them. “I love this ass,” he declared, his announcement as honest as it was succinct. He swooped his head down before kissing first one cheek then the other. “I can’t wait to fuck it.”
Brett groaned. God, he loved when Ethan talked dirty.
Sam lifted his ass off the bed wantonly, wiggling his hips close to Ethan’s face, but he continued to impale himself with Brett’s cock. Invade, retreat. Invade, retreat. Brett shook. He felt powerless, utterly out of control as raw lust flared inside him, scorching him, leaving him writhing and moaning in unparalleled pleasure. Like a drugged man in need of a fix, Brett’s eyes fell to Sam. He couldn’t help but stare as his shaft, from base to tip, disappeared into the hot cavern that was Sam’s mouth then reappeared a millisecond later. Watching his man suck his dick was sensual—the way his languid eyes drifted closed then reopened as though he were under a spell, how his cheeks were rosy with exertion, and how he inhaled and exhaled through his nose in quick, sharp breaths. It was all unbelievably erotic.
“Stop that,” Ethan growled.
Brett’s eyes snapped over to Ethan just as he brought his hand down onto the flesh of Sam’s ass. A loud thwack immediately followed behind.
Pulling back in a hurry, Sam freed Brett’s cock. “What did I do?” he asked, sounding innocent yet devilish at the same time.
“You won’t stop shaking your ass in my face.” Brett suspected Ethan was going for a firm tone, but he failed. He sounded amused. “A man can’t think when something that succulent is inches from his mouth.”
“Why are you thinking?” Sam turned his head away from Brett and peered over his left shoulder at Ethan. “Better yet, what are you thinking?”
Ethan’s face blushed a ruddy color that somehow looked sexy. “I was thinking about how snug your virgin ass is going to be, how it’s going to wrap around my dick and squeeze tight. And I was thinking about stretching your sweet hole, how good it’ll feel, how much you’re going to love me fucking you, and how loud you’re going to be when you beg for more.”
A groan erupted from Sam. “Oh God.”
Grinning wickedly, Ethan said, “I was imagining what it would feel like to press your body facedown to this bed then crawl on top of you, open your ass, and plunge inside. I was thinking about pounding into you while our favorite voyeur watched. And I was thinking about tying you up, binding you, and leaving you at our mercy.” He leaned forward, slowly slithering along Sam’s spine. “I was fantasizing about spanking you, turning your ass the sexiest shade of red.” He rained kisses up Sam’s back. “Hell, I was even considering what you would do if I took your ass now rather than being a gentleman and waiting.”
While Ethan talked, Brett grasped his cock and started stroking again, his glides steady and sure. The moisture Sam’s mouth had left behind was better than lube. And Brett’s hand moved easily over his shaft.
Sam winked up at Brett, and Brett knew trouble was heading their way. “Since when have you ever been a gentleman, angel boy? And what makes you think I’m some innocent who can’t handle a good pounding?” He grinned, a grin that made Brett squirm. “Trust me when I tell you that I can handle it. The question is, ‘Can you?’”