Happy Hump Day, 69ers! Boy oh boy, it has been an insanely busy week for me. I’m on vacation at the “ aka Walt Disney World. And despite sickness, exhaustion, and crazy weather, I have had one of the best times of my life.
Since I love to share, I thought I would show off some of my snazzy pictures from the trip. Now, I must warn you these are not your typical photographs. No Castle or giant ball (oops, I mean Spaceship Earth). And definitely no Tree of Life or Mickey’s Wizard Hat. These images are, shall we say, for the adults…the ones with a sense of humor and a smutty mind.
So without further ado, here is my Smutty Disney Photo Album…
A dog bone big enough for 101 Dalmations? Not hardly. How about 101 inches of man bone for a lucky chick?
Dude, he could spear someone with that thing. And it wouldn’t ‘hurt so good.’
Are you kidding me? A restaurant called the Outer Rim? I would love to see that menu. Tossed salad (Google Chris Rock, if I lost you on this one) and BBQ Pork Butt, anyone?
submissive: “But Master, I didn’t touch any of the other plastic toys! I-I-I swear it.”
Master Lego Man: (Wha-cha)
The Great Soap Debate: Gnome or Butt Plug? Butt Plug or Gnome? I’ll have to go with…butt plug.
Well, there you have it. I smuttified Walt Disney World in only five images. Just think of the damage I could do with just a few more days…and a couple more images. Mwahaha!