Naming Your Spa – Top Ten Names You Should Never Use with Guest Author Suzanne Rock

Hi everyone! Thanks so much for having me here. Today I’d like to talk a little bit about my new contemporary erotic romance series, the Ecstasy Spa.

So exactly what is this series about? So glad you asked.  This series is a collection of six stories that take place at a spa for wealthy clients, called the Ecstasy Spa. On the surface, it’s just a regular spa offering regular spa services that you would see around the world. Members can pay a premium, however, and get a VIP membership. This membership allows them to use services provided by elite staff members, specialized not only in massage, but other erotic arts. 

The idea came from my perusing of Amazon’s Erotic Romance listings. I saw a lot of stories centered on an innocent girl who went to this club and experienced kink for the first time. While these stories are great, I often wondered what it was like for the staff working at these places. What was it like putting yourself out there day after day, denying your own needs for the sake of pleasing others? I started to think about the staff not at a sex club, but an elite spa known for giving sexual services as part of the total mind and body package. What would these people be like? What were their hopes and dreams? It was then that the Ecstasy Spa was born.

I didn’t have a name for the Ecstasy Spa, however. So I started brainstorming. Now, I don’t know about you, but I had a really hard time coming up with a name for my spa. Below is a list of the top ten names that I came up with that didn’t quite make the cut. I think after reading them, you’ll agree that Ecstasy Spa was a good choice. 

10) Prostidudes

9) Jiggly Gigolos

8) Rent-a-Boy

7) Tilt-A-Girl

6) Les Blu Ballz

5) Droopy’s

4) Tia’s Taco Shack

3) High Hoes

2) International House of Hard-ons

1) The Back Door

There you have it. I hope that you enjoyed this as much as I did. You can find more information about my new series on my website here:

For now, I’ll just tell you a little bit about Pressure Point, my newest release in this series…

Price: $3.99

For more information and buy links, go here:



When Blake and Drew ask Elsie to have some fun with them at the Ecstasy Spa holiday party, she seizes the opportunity to forget about the pressures of her job and personal life. She has always had a crush on both men and knows that they are dating, so she expects nothing more than the one-night stand they offer her. Blake and Drew have other plans however. Together the men fulfill her every torrid dream, bringing her to heights she never thought possible. They want to make their fling more permanent, but doing so could cost them all their jobs. Should Elsie risk her livelihood for a chance to make her dreams come true?


A lifetime New Englander, Suzanne married her college sweetheart and has been with him for over twenty years. Every summer she drags her husband and two daughters to Maine on a quest for the perfect lobster dinner. Every fall she can be found down in Foxboro, Massachusetts cheering on her favorite football team. In between those trips, she’s a chauffeur, a maid, a chef, an event planner, a hairdresser, a wardrobe stylist, a tutor and a sometimes masseuse. To keep her sanity, she often drinks copious amounts of coffee and stares at the blank screen of her laptop, dreaming of great adventures. Sometimes she even writes them down for others to enjoy.

Categories: Books, Guest Post, Life, New Release | 2 Comments

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2 thoughts on “Naming Your Spa – Top Ten Names You Should Never Use with Guest Author Suzanne Rock

  1. Way, way too funny! Great post!


  2. Sky Robinson

    LOL Tia’s Taco Shack. Love all of them!


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